My Least Favorite World of Warcraft Races

In honor of the release of some new allied races, I recently just did a post on my two favorite World of Warcraft races.  But what about the ones I don’t like? I think we all have a race or two we just REFUSE to play.  We see them in the world and think ‘eew, I would never make one of those’.  Or maybe our favorite class only is available to a couple races, but one of them is terrible so we always choose the other (I’m looking at you, Tauren druids!)

Race 1: Humans

Humans are just so mundane.  I’m already a human in real life, why would I want to play one in a game?  I’d rather be something I can never be in real life.

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Race 2: Dwarf

Dwarves are just weird.  They have those weird faces, and armor looks weird on them.  I can’t explain it, I just have a distaste for dwarves.

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Race 3: Cows

I mean Tauren.  I mean cows.  They’re COWS, guys.  Why would I wanna play a god damn cow?  They MOO.  I mean I like how they’re sort of an homage to Native Americans (I’m part Cherokee myself), and I’m into the whole respect for the earth thing.  But cows.

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