My Least Favorite World of Warcraft Races
In honor of the release of some new allied races, I recently just did a post on my two favorite World of Warcraft races. But what about the ones I don’t like? I think we all have a race or two we just REFUSE to play. We see them in the world and think ‘eew, I would never make one of those’. Or maybe our favorite class only is available to a couple races, but one of them is terrible so we always choose the other (I’m looking at you, Tauren druids!)
Race 1: Humans
Humans are just so mundane. I’m already a human in real life, why would I want to play one in a game? I’d rather be something I can never be in real life.
Race 2: Dwarf
Dwarves are just weird. They have those weird faces, and armor looks weird on them. I can’t explain it, I just have a distaste for dwarves.
Race 3: Cows
I mean Tauren. I mean cows. They’re COWS, guys. Why would I wanna play a god damn cow? They MOO. I mean I like how they’re sort of an homage to Native Americans (I’m part Cherokee myself), and I’m into the whole respect for the earth thing. But cows.